One day, in the palace of Booker T. Washington, King Lindsey asked three of his favorite students how much they loved his essay teaching skills. He told these three students that whoever loved his essay teaching skills the most would get a nine on the Great Palace Test. The first student, Errison Hepstein, said,“I love your essay teaching skills more than I love your analysis on King Lear.” King Lindsey was very impressed, but wanted desperately to hear what the other two students had to say about his mad essay teaching skills. Alley May, his second prized student said,”I love you more than your King Lear and Heart of Darkness analysis combined!” King Lindsey was even more impressed, and was startled with how much his students loved his essay teaching skills. His favorite student, he knew, had the best thing to say. King Lindsey knew he would not be disappointed with what this student was going to say. He was never disappointed in this student, and this student was by far the most intelligent one of all his great students in the palace. Gashton Arcia said,”I love your essay skills more than a thesis statement.” King Lindsey was shocked. He could not believe his ears. “What,” King Lindsey started,“That’s all?! As much as a thesis statement? I am extremely disappointed in you.” In fact, King Lindsey was so disappointed in Gashton that he banished Gashton to another Great Palace Classroom. Gashton was banished to King Davison’s mini palace. Not many people ventured to that area because they knew there was something different about King Davison. He would throw things and dance on Great Palace tables and yell at the top of his lungs.
Gashton felt doomed. Gashton decided to create a disguise so that he would not be recognized, hoping to start a new beginning. Gashton found an art student that had quite a lot of paint. Gashton used that paint to paint all over his body and face beyond recognition. Luckily, it worked. No one recognized Gashton at all. There wasn’t even a hint of the same person under all that paint. Gashton lurked around under the shadows, until Gashton became King Davison’s number one servant student. King Davison, however, did not treat Gashton well because Gashton looked different and ugly under the hues of paints. One day, King Davison asked all of his servant students to write a polished essay. Gashton wrote a beautiful essay, with a golden thesis essay. “PAINT BOY!” King Davison cried,“How in the WORLD did YoU come up with a thesis statement like this? Did you cheat?! How did you cheat?” Gashton knew he had to reveal his true identity if he was going to make it out alive. Gashton chipped the paint off, revealing a beautiful and rich human being that was more than worthy (or unworthy, but hey, classism) of a thesis statement. Everyone was shocked, and one visual student, the one who helped Gashton with the disguise, immediately fell in love with Gashton, forgetting what he looked like below the disguise. The two fell in love, and the visual student was secretly the Queen of Visual Arts, so the two became a power couple.
Some time passed, and the queen of visual arts convinced Gashton to sneak back to King Lindsey’s palace and win back King Lindsey’s love. Gashton made the journey to find that King Lindsey was grading the Great Papers of the royal classroom. “None of these thesis statements are good enough to create a strong, well written essay! I demand better thesis statements! What is with you all!” Gashton popped up, revealing himself, saying,“See, King Lindsey, I love your essay teaching skills more than a thesis statement. Without one, you cannot write an essay.” King Lindsey soon realized his mistake, and begged Gashton to come back and help rule his palace. Gashton and his Visual Art Queen agreed, and lived in the palace, helping aspiring students with the great thesis statements.
No comments:
Post a Comment